Quote of the day: “you can’t animate sounds”
that time after a relationship where all you’re trying to do is get your stuff back. R.I.P. headphones
THIS IS MARRIAGE!!
Permission to be a bad ass. Nod.
He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”
Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes when it came to women. Spartan women were given these small knives so that if their husbands came home and tried to hit them or assault them, they had a weapon within reach. That weapon was for CUTTING THEIR HUSBANDS’ FUCKING FACES so that when he went out in public everyone would know he was an asshole, abusing jerkface and they would publicly shame him.
I DID NOT KNOW THAT THAT IS GREAT
LET’S JUST TALK ABOUT SPARTAN WOMEN FOR A SECOND.
In Sparta, women could own land and were considered citizens. THAT IS A HUGE BIG FUCKING DEAL. Why? Because that was RARE AS FUCK and there are lots of places TODAY where women don’t even get that much.
Divorce was totally fine, and a woman could expect to keep her own wealth and get custody of the kids because paternal lineage wasn’t very important. And it didn’t make her a pariah! She could totally remarry, no big deal at all.
Spartan women participated in some fuckin’ badass sporting events, too. And because they were expected to be as physically fit as the Spartan menfolk (who all had to serve compulsory military duties, btw, and couldn’t marry until they finished them at thirty) they didn’t have time for lots of swishy dresses. So they wore notoriously short skirts. According to some accounts, their thighs were visible at all times. HOLY SHIT.
Also, In Sparta men only got their names on their graves if they died in battle. And women? Women only got their names on their graves if they died in childbirth. THE SPARTANS COMPARED CHILDBIRTH TO FUCKING BATTLE AND IT WAS VIEWED AS A GODDAMN BADASS AND HONORABLE WAY TO GO OUT.
FUCKING SPARTAN WOMEN. THIS DUDE HAD FUCKIN’ BETTER MAKE SURE SHE’S COOL WITH WHATEVER HE’S DOING, IF HE KNOWS WHAT’S FUCKIN’ GOOD FOR HIM.
I HAVE A CAKE THAT LOOKS LIKE A CHEESEBURGER. ALL ARGUMENTS ARE INVALID
There is no escape when the demons are in your head
Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.
This lack of notes is disturbing.
Everyone should give a fuck about all victims of domestic violence and rape.
My brother-in-law was beaten and stabbed by his former common-law wife. All abusive fucks need to be locked up, no matter what their gender.
Public Service Announcement: I have a broken leg, if I of all people have to slow down because you’re going too slow, I’m running your ass over. You should not be strolling slower than the kid with the broken leg.
Michael’s favorite line in a Rise Against song: “The time we kill keeps us alive.”
My favorite line: “Do you see the world in different colors? Do you see the world in black and gray?”
What’re yours? Reblog and add.
I see the world in black and gray…. Colorblind represent!!!